At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place..

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Hope i had not bored u guys wit wat i tot was cool.. i feel these may sound stupid.. but arent stupid.. these are like triggers.. well i love them..

-DAN-